3. It Should Be Obvious
If you come into work with cum in your hair, go downstairs immediately and take a shower.
Do not sit in a meeting, toying with your hair, saying out loud 'I think I may have cum in my hair.'
Do not turn down the shower, saying then your hair will be 'cold and wet.'
Better yet, don't come into work with cum in your hair.
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Jstone, that is EXACTLY how Alison reacted.
ReplyDeletehorrifying.
ReplyDeletemore horrifying than virus zombies, actually.
ReplyDeleteI saw jstones response before jason's post, so I figured this would be more disgusting, not gonna say in what way, though.
ReplyDeleteOh dear god, I hope I get to hear someone say that in court one day. I hope it's a judge.
ReplyDeleteThis is the best post in the history of this blog.
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