Some night, a few years ago, I went to bed. And when I woke up the next morning, Mr. Pibb had become Pibb Xtra.
When exactly did it happen? Why? What was wrong with the name Mr. Pibb? What motivated the change? What exactly is "extra" about it? Isn't it just Dr. Pepper anyway?
WHAT IS HAPPENING TO MY REALITY????
And so we witness the end.
11 years ago