As massagers for the shower.
And as the scalding jets first charged onto my scalp I literally moaned, thus perpetuating the notorious shower massager reputation. The dual shame and joy I felt a few days ago upon first discovering this hidden gem in my rental home inspires me now, with the blissful memory of my merrily vibrating scalp, to make a list of the top eight (because I couldn't think of two more on the fly) most embarrassing but AWESOME things to own.
8 - Fanny packs. Goofy but SO convenient!
7 - Feminine wipes. You can just trust me if you want.
6 - Every single Britney Spears album. I don't care what you say, she makes great dance music.
5 - Pokemon on Gameboy.
4 - Giant birthday balloons given at a point when you have to carry them around all day.
3 - Naked baby pictures.
2 - A blog that you reference in real life.
1 - Shower massagers.
I encourage discussion; also two more items to round out the list.
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