Showing posts with label Baltimore. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Baltimore. Show all posts

Sunday, September 2, 2012

Conventional Wisdom

Several years ago, I had the chance to go spend a weekend in Toronto with a good friend of mine who was there for grad school. It just so happened that the Toronto Fan Fest was happening at the same time I would be there, and a favorite webcomic artist of ours, Ryan Sohmer of Least I Could Do, was looking for booth babes. As my friend is both a) a babe, and b) happy to let people give her things in exchange for being able to admire her, she applied for and got the job. This meant that we both got to go to the convention, and I wandered the floor taking in the sites while she hawked books while wearing a chain mail bra.

This was the first time I'd ever been to a convention for anything. Several friends of mine had sung the praises of New York Comic Con, and I'd heard of a few others happening in places I'd lived, but I never had the time or inclination to actually attend. Also, throughout much of college I was in a phase of my life where I was very concerned with my outward persona, so letting people know I read comic books? Watched anime? Had - gasp - seen all of Star Trek? These things were not topics I brought up outside of the presence of two or three friends from high school, why would I intentionally go to a convention advertising my interest in all that nerd stuff?

I'll tell you why, because that nerd stuff is awesome.

Walking through the convention in Toronto, being inundated by booth after booth from major comic book companies, indy film studios, costume makers, video game companies, artists, designers, - this place really had it all - I was struck by how many amazing things I loved they'd managed to cram into one place. Even more amazing, all those things I loved, there were people walking around in costumes dressed up like the characters from them! That's a thing you can do?! Before that point I'd always imagined "dressing up for a convention" was for people who had a Starfleet uniform in their closet.

I was wrong. I was stunned by how accurate and well done these costumes were. Everybody was there; there were Spider-Men, Batmen, Jokers, Ash's from Evil Dead, people from anime, people from movies, whole groups of people in coordinated costumes walking around. A patrol of Storm Troopers was walking the halls. Street Fighter characters would assume fighting poses for mass groups of photographers. People in steampunk outfits wandered around next to cylons. This place was like nothing I'd ever seen.

And I knew as soon as my friend and I left the floor that day; this is something I wanted to do.

At least once, sometime in my life, I wanted to get a costume, go to a major convention, and just walk around.

Unfortunately, as time went on and my Toronto experience faded, it seemed like that goal was going to be lost to me. The opportunity never really arose, and I never put much time into seriously pursuing it. I would bring up the idea from time to time, but usually the case was had neither the time or the money to put an outfit together, I didn't know whom I'd want to dress up as, there wasn't any convention conveniently nearby, or some combination of the three. Ultimately, I had pretty much forgotten the whole idea.

Until earlier this summer, when I got a phone call from my friend Matt.

Friday, May 1, 2009

The Sun is Setting

Yesterday, my favorite city in the whole world, my hometown, my Baltimore, took a huge blow. The Baltimore Sun, its largest circulating daily newspaper, laid off 61 employees. That's 27% of its staff. A publication that 5 years ago had over 400 employees is now down to 150. There's a good chance that it will end up folding.
Every day when I was younger, I came home to The Sun on our kitchen table. I always pulled out the Today section and read the comics and Ann Landers while having an afternoon snack. My opinions about my city were influenced by three people - my mom, my dad, and Kevin Cowherd. I was never the most well-informed kid in the world (my mom was one of those "you can't watch the news; it's too violent" types), but what I did know, I learned from The Baltimore Sun.

Granted, it's not a very good newspaper. It reports an extremely skewed, biased, and incomplete version of the news, but isn't that par for the course in today's media? With the increasing use of the Internet for news updates, though, subscription cancellations are at an all time high, and with the recession, advertising dollars are few and far between. It's not just the economic downturn at work here though - it's gross incompetence.

The Sun is owned by the Tribune Company, a Chicago-based multimedia corporation, who acquired the newspaper in 2000. In 2007 Chicago billionaire Sam Zell bought out the Tribune Co., resulting in its privatization on December 20th. Zell is, by all accounts from my boss, who used to live in Chicago, a land and money grubbing shyster who thought it'd be a hoot to own a newspaper. Since he took over, the Tribune Co. has incurred 13 billion dollars in debt, and after just one year the company filed for Chapter 11 Bankruptcy. And so Baltimore suffers.

The layoffs were unannounced and came without warning. The fired staff members were escorted from the building by security. Three reporters and a photographer who were working the Orioles game received phone calls telling them to leave Camden Yards, as they no longer had jobs. There was nothing classy about this situation or the way it was handled.

These people need jobs, and Baltimore needs a newspaper. Here's hoping we're in for a turnaround.

 But just in case - thanks for all your columns, Kevin.

Monday, February 16, 2009

I'm Sure She'll Make a Great Wife

The setting:
Valentine's Day.
Baltimore.
Inner Harbor.
A piano bar.
At the bar.
With a beer.
Miller Lite if you really cared.
With fellow Gentleman John Oz.

The story:

Girl walks right up to me.
"You have a girlfriend?"
"No"
"My name is Christina"
"Adam"
"My best friend is getting married and we're having her bachelorette party. [shows me a playing card that reads - find the cutest guy in the bar and take a picture of him kissing the future bride].
"Ah wow, I'm flattered."
"You're coming with me"
"Ozzzz??"
"Good luck"

I'm grabbed by the hand and dragged across the bar. I'm brought to a group of girls all wearing nice black dresses. Bride-to-be is wearing one of those 'miss america' shawls across her dress. We meet, its sufficiently comically awkward. Christina takes out camera, I kiss future bride. I'm still confused. They thank me. I say to Christina, so do I get a kiss now? She says 'fine,' and I get a kiss as well.

Pleased and still confused, I walk back to John Oz.
He hands me back my beer.
I begin to explain to him what just happened.
I'm still explaining, when:

A girl walks up to Oz.
Says hi, and introduces herself and her friend.
"So do you have a girlfriend?"
Oz, "Um, no I don't"
"What kind of guy doesn't have a girlfriend on Valentine's Day?"
Oz, "I..."
Two girls walk away.

I couldn't be laughing harder at this point.
This is an odd place.
I'm having a good time.
What kind of guy doesn't have a girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
The kind that doesn't date based on what day of the year it is.

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And for those who were in attendance: