Thank You Dos Equis

I have the esteemed pleasure of welcoming a new writer to our midst of Gentlemen. His name is Matt Lindeboom, a Loyola College graduate where he was known as the most literary man on campus. There are some important facts you should know about Boom... half of which are true:

• His beard alone has experienced more than a lesser man's entire body.
• His blood smells like colon.
• He was the Editor in Chief of his college newspaper.
• He's a lover, not a fighter... but he's also a fighter, so watch yourself around him.
• He taught English to school kids in Thailand for a year after college.
• His personality is so magnetic, he is unable to carry credit cards.
• He is in a band called OTIS is the Elevator.
• Even his enemies list him as their emergency contact number.
• He has just started two other blogs, one is an educational video-blog about alcohol called The Educated Pour.
• If he were to mail a letter without postage, it would still get there.
• His reputation is expanding faster than the universe.
• So is his ego.
• He once had an awkward moment, just to see how it feels.
• He is a member of Gryffindor (the championship-winning Loyola College dodgeball team of 2008).
• He lives vicariously through himself.
• He is a Gentleman.
• There is a beer named after his family name of Lindeboom.

Matt Lindeboom is the most interesting man, in the world.

Matt's also a good friend with a great sense of humor who enjoys long walks on the beach and biting satire.

For reference PART I: I had some Lindeboom beer while in Amsterdam... pretty good.
For reference PART II: Dos Equis