Thursday, December 10, 2009

30 Tiny Truths - 3

3. It Should Be Obvious

If you come into work with cum in your hair, go downstairs immediately and take a shower.

Do not sit in a meeting, toying with your hair, saying out loud 'I think I may have cum in my hair.'
Do not turn down the shower, saying then your hair will be 'cold and wet.'

Better yet, don't come into work with cum in your hair.

7 comments:

Jstone said...

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
EW! EW EW!

David Pratt said...

Jstone, that is EXACTLY how Alison reacted.

B.Graham said...

horrifying.

B.Graham said...

more horrifying than virus zombies, actually.

Max Nova said...

I saw jstones response before jason's post, so I figured this would be more disgusting, not gonna say in what way, though.

Ozkirbas said...

Oh dear god, I hope I get to hear someone say that in court one day. I hope it's a judge.

Daniel said...

This is the best post in the history of this blog.