As massagers for the shower.
And as the scalding jets first charged onto my scalp I literally moaned, thus perpetuating the notorious shower massager reputation. The dual shame and joy I felt a few days ago upon first discovering this hidden gem in my rental home inspires me now, with the blissful memory of my merrily vibrating scalp, to make a list of the top eight (because I couldn't think of two more on the fly) most embarrassing but AWESOME things to own.
8 - Fanny packs. Goofy but SO convenient!
7 - Feminine wipes. You can just trust me if you want.
6 - Every single Britney Spears album. I don't care what you say, she makes great dance music.
5 - Pokemon on Gameboy.
4 - Giant birthday balloons given at a point when you have to carry them around all day.
3 - Naked baby pictures.
2 - A blog that you reference in real life.
1 - Shower massagers.
I encourage discussion; also two more items to round out the list.
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The day Pokemon becomes an MMORPG is the day I vanish from society.
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Does Giant have a deal with Britney Spears where they play her music all the time? Every single grocery run I go on I hear at list one song by her. Is anyone else picking up on this?
Yeah, either that or Enrique Iglesias.
#9 - KY Warming Lubricant
#10 - T-shirts with your picture on them
wait, t-shirts with brittany's picture or like, me having one with my own picture?
Own picture.
But, imagine a world were everyone had a t-shirt with a picture of Brittany Graham.
You mean you don't?
Who DOESN'T have a B.G. Tee?
I mean, I definitely do. I wish there was a way in which I could put the picture up in the context of these comments.
I knew I couldn't be the only one who had one.
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